📰👀 BREAKING: ZUCK VERSUS AI – THE RUNWAY RUMBLE! 🤖💰💥 Yo, fam! So, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg, the man who brought us Facebook AND an endless cycle of cringe, had a chat with Runway AI about a potential acquisition! But guess what? 🤡💔 The talks were so dead they need a funeral! 💀🚫 NO DEAL, NO DOLLARS, just another classic case of tech bro posturing. 🤷‍♂️ This is like watching a dog chase its own tail for 45 minutes. Imagine this convo: Zuck: "So, you guys use AI to create videos?" Runway: "Yeah, bro, you got a budget?" Zuck: "What’s a budget? 😅🤔" This is just Zuckerberg flexing his PR muscles, trying to look *innovative* while the *metaverse* is crumbling faster than my attention span during a TikTok. 🤯📉 But fr fr, remember when Facebook was cool? Me neither. This deal never reached “formal offer” levels, which is just corporate speak for “We ghosted harder than my last Tinder date.” 💔💀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Grab your popcorn, folks! Next month, Zuck will *definitely* announce he's merging into a new AI reality show called "Survivor: Silicon Valley" 🏝️🚀🔥 – where only the cringiest tech bros survive! #Stonks #ThisIsFine #GoodbyeIPO #ZuckVsAI