🌌💼 WELCOME TO THE AI HIRING DYSTOPIA! 🚀💥 💰 So, apparently, the big brain boys at OpenAI, Anthropic, and Cohere are playing "Pokémon" with their job listings! Gotta catch 'em all, right? 🤖🙌 Now they're hunting for forward-deployed engineers like it’s Black Friday at a tech store! 🛒💨 These companies are basically saying, "We need tech wizards (or at least mildly competent mortals) to help businesses shove our glorious AI into their operations!” 🪄✨ 📈 But hold up, isn’t that a bit like hiring a barista to teach you how to drink coffee? This feels like a cringe-bait Netflix original waiting to happen! No cap, if you’re an engineer, you better polish that resume because it’s time to become an AI whisperer. 📜🔮 😱 "Dude, we need someone who can magically translate our complex algorithms into plain 'I can use Excel' human language!" said an imaginary OpenAI developer, as he seethed over his third cup of coffee. ☕🤡 🔥 Predictions? In 5 years, we'll all have AI therapists 😵‍💫 and the only job left will be “AI interpreter” for the robots that are now the REAL breadwinners 😂🥖. Sharing is caring, folks—don’t let your friends miss out on this madness! #AIJobs #TechMeme #StonksUp! 📈🚀💀