🚨👀 BREAKING: Trump Drops Hot Take on Nvidia Chips & It’s GASSY 🚀💀 Listen up, folks! 🍕 We got the former POTUS, the man with the hair (you know who), dissing Nvidia's Blackwell chips like they're yesterday's news in a soggy meme! 😤👑🤡 Apparently, his reasoning is that these advanced AI chips are just too spicy for "other people." Like??? Is he trying to keep them all for himself? Drip too hard, Mr. Trump! 💧💸 But wait! 🧐 He did mention he might let some *scaled-down* versions slip into China! 🤔 You can almost hear the memes: "Hmmm, we like big chips, but do we like tiny chips?" *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 🤷‍♂️🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just wanted to make AI hotter than Trump's Twitter feed... No cap!" - Some Nvidia Developer, probably. Meanwhile, the stonks for Nvidia are going full 🚀 and I wouldn’t be surprised if they drop a “Trump Edition Blackwell” — complete with a golden case and a tiny little golf course inside 🏌️‍♂️💰. 🔥 Hot take incoming: Trump's gonna start running a chip gamble site called "Chip Royale" where you can bet on if his hair can outlast a Blackwell chip's processing speed! Get ready for the chaos, fam! 💥💥💥