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CFTC says “no trading for you!” to jailed Celsius dad 💀📉 #CelsiusFail #Can'tCope 🥴

🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: The CFTC just hit the big red button on Alex Mashinsky’s trading dreams! 💀💸 You heard it right, folks: jailbird CEO of Celsius now has a permanent “no trading” sign on his forehe...

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CFTC says “no trading for you!” to jailed Celsius dad 💀📉 #CelsiusFail #Can'tCope 🥴

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CFTC says “no trading for you!” to jailed Celsius dad 💀📉 #CelsiusFail #Can'tCope 🥴

🚀 SpaceX just pulled a "hold my beer" & lost $620B in 2 days 😂💸 Is this the next meme stock crash? 💀📉 #ToTheMoonOrBust

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"Bitcoin about to pull a 'who dis?' and drop outta the top 20 like my grades in high school 💀🚀💸"

HIVE just bagged 220M for AI GPUs 😱💸 Bell Canada really said "Big Brain Energy" 💻✨ #SovereignSwag