Yo, fam! 🚀💰 Gather ‘round, I’ve got some BREAKING news that’s hotter than a TikTok dance challenge! 🔥 So apparently, a German startup named Octonomy just swooped in with a $20 MILLION seed round, raising their total to a whopping $25 million! Which, if you do the math 🧮, is still less than what Beyoncè spends on avocado toast! 🥑💅 These Cologne-based wizards are trying to wrestle AI into working in “complex workflows” – whatever that means 😵‍💫. Like, are they trying to teach AI how to make decisions while it’s two hours deep into a Netflix binge? This is fine. 🔥🐶 And major shoutout to Macquarie Capital for throwing their money at the “AI is the future” meme. 🙌💸 It’s like they saw the “stonks” meme and thought, “Yep, let’s toss a bag at that chaos.” 💀 🔊**LEAKED QUOTE ALERT**🔊: “We built our AI to deal with the mess. If it can survive Monday morning meetings, it can survive anything!” - Some overworked developer named Klaus. 😤 Prediction? In 2025, instead of asking Siri where your keys are, you’ll be asking Octonomy’s AI why it’s sentient and subscribed to your ex’s podcast. 🤯🤖💥🔥 Send it to the group chat! 🥳📲