🚨💥BREAKING: ZUCK’S MASTERPLAN: More AI, Less Life!!💥🚨 Alright fam, strap in because Mark “I’m not a robot, you are” Zuckerberg just dropped his hottest mixtape—I mean *manifesto*—on the future of personal superintelligence. And lemme tell you, it’s giving off some serious “I’m a millionaire but my life is sooo empty” vibes. 🤡💀 So, let’s decode this chaos: Meta is throwing in the towel on taking down ChatGPT. 🤖💩 Instead of competing, they wanna drown us in AI like they’re a tech Santa 🦸‍♂️🎅, bringing us “personal superintelligence” for our *free time*... aka office hours where we’re already fighting off existential dread. Just wait till your AI buddy suggests another hour of scrolling through TikToks while you’re deeply contemplating if life is, in fact, just a series of ads interspersed with cat videos. 🤳🔥 📉**Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just want you to stop staring into the void and instead stare into our AI abyss, fam.” - Token ZuckBot 🤖☠️ Are we really ready for a world where personal superintelligence is just another excuse to keep us glued to our screens, losing our essence one meme at a time? 😭💔 🔥**Hot Take:** In the future, we’ll all have AI friends that can roast us better than our former besties. I’m calling it now: STONKS will go up, and so will our levels of cringe. Share if you’re vibing with the chaos! 🚀💰💅