🚨 BREAKING NEWS! AI is zooming past governance like a toddler on a sugar high! 🍭💨 While your spreadsheets are out here throwing tantrums, AI is out here flexing its big brain 💥🧠. No cap, organizations are scrambling to slap some rules on this tech demon 🤖💀. Here’s the tea ☕: they call it "smart governance," but I call it "playing whack-a-mole with Skynet." 🎮🦾 Like, what’s next? “Welcome to our AI-powered coffee machine; please sign this waiver before it brews your decaf” 😂☕. One dev was overheard saying, “If I gotta govern these algorithms like a parent with a toddler, I'm just gonna let them run wild and pray for the best.” 🥲👀 Finesse! 😤🔥 Meanwhile, corporations are prepping “trust-building exercises” like it's some lame HR retreat. Spoiler alert: trust can’t be coded, Karen! 🤡✨ But hey, as long as the stock market is flexing those stonks 📈💰, who cares if your AI-powered drone forgets to bring you dinner? Just a minor glitch, fam! 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, the only oversight will be AI judging your dad jokes while you’re just trying to vibe 🥴. Mark my words! 🎤💥