🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS 🚀 🚨: Mark Zuckerberg is launching Superintelligence Labs at Meta! 🧠💥 It’s like if a group of Silicon Valley hippies decided to run a tech startup, but the ‘house’ is actually a corporate jungle gym. Buckle up, it’s about to get LOCO in the metaverse! 🤡💀 Sources say the Zuck wants to blast through Meta’s legendary bureaucracy 🚧 like it's a weird obstacle course in a low-budget dystopian movie. You know, like the ones where the Wi-Fi is faster than the HR department's response rate? ⚡️👀 *Leaked quotes from a very dubious source* say, “We need to be unshackled from red tape! Let’s unleash the AIs with caffeine and sugar! 🍕🧊☕️” Meanwhile, Mark's stacking star hires like he’s in a game of *Stonks* 🎮💰, convincing them they’re joining an indie band, but really they’re stuck on Facebook’s cringe fest. 🥴💀 Companies still thinking they can DIY AI like it’s a TikTok dance are about to find out it’s more like chaotically breaking your brain. 💅✨ 🎉🤖 Hot Take: Within a year, Superintelligence Labs will have created a sentient cat meme generator that’s funnier than your uncle on Facebook. 🐱🔥💥 Stay tuned folks, this is gonna be WILD! 🏄‍♂️