🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE CYBERVERSE🚨: Marky Mark Zuckerberg has decided to take a page from a hunter-gatherer manual and went on a wild talent-poaching spree for Meta’s 'Superintelligence' team! 🔥🤣 “Bro, we’re hiring like it’s Black Friday at Best Buy!” a totally real source inside Meta commented (probably). 💸🛒 Now, instead of a stable team, Zuck’s crew looks like the Avengers but in VR 🤖💥. We’re talking former wizards from OpenAI, Anthropic, and Google — because clearly, who needs rivals when you can just absorb them like that cute TikTok sponge? 🧽💁‍♂️ In his latest "Hired the Whole Squad" email, Zuck dropped names like ‘data science’ is some exclusive rapper collab. And let's be real, this entire thing is the equivalent of Drake pointing at his ex while lying in the DMs. 👀💔 Meanwhile, Twitter is currently this: “This is fine” 🔥🐶 as everyone screams "COPE!" from the sidelines. So, what does this mean? Are we headed straight for the Matrix? Are we sure Zuck isn't just training his army of chatbots for WORLD DOMINATION? Ayo, I’m saying there’s a 50% chance that within a year, your toaster might just start talking back. No cap. 💀🚀 In conclusion, if you’re not vibing with the impending robot apocalypse, just remember: it’s all part of the plan for world stonks! Get ready, fam! 💰💡