🔥🚀 *BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! The Zuck is taking us into the multi-gigawatt future like it’s the Metaverse’s secret sauce! 💩* That’s right, Meta’s new datacenter (*cough cough* clusterfuck) named *PROMETHEUS*—yeah, like the dude from Greek mythology who got roasted—will somehow be operational in 2026! 😱💀 You know, just casually hoarding enough power to run the entire city of Los Angeles while we all scroll through endless cat memes! 🐱💻💡 You thinking what I’m thinking? 🤔 Zuck’s like “Stonks” but more like “Datacenters” 💰💰! Here’s a leaked convo I overheard at the last tech summit: 👾 Developer 1: “So how much power does this Prometheus thing need?” 👾 Developer 2: “Idk, bro. Enough to cook a Thanksgiving turkey for like, 10,000 people, while we’re at it.” 🦃🔥 Of course, it’s fine 🤪🤡—Zuck said he’s doing it for “improved user experiences” 😂. Bet $10 he’s planning to mine your thoughts as well! 💭💵 *Hot take*: By 2026, Meta’s gonna reveal they’ve secretly become a power plant and we’ll all be paying our electric bills in Facebook likes! 🥴🤖 #MetaPower #ChaosIsComing