🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: ZUCKERBERG SHIFTS OPEN-SOURCE FOCUS LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOLER AT A DANCE 🚀💃 So like, just the other day, Mark "Zuck" Zuckerberg dropped a memo 📝 that’s got everyone’s eyebrows doing a full Spock raise 🤨. Our boy is now all “safety first” regarding AI 🤖, when—and let’s be real, now—he was all about that open-source life just a year ago! Talk about a *major glow-up* or a *major glow-down*? 💀🔥 🌀 Flashback to 2022: Zuck was like, "Open Source AI is the WAY, fam!" and now it's more like, "We might keep some juicy AI secrets for ourselves." 🥴 The vibes? A cringy middle-schooler debating whether to show his TikTok dance moves or keep it low-key. Developer #007 from Meta leaked: "Zuck said something about being ‘rigorous’... like, bro, are we building AI or a new vegan menu?" 😂 In other news, everyone’s favorite Oakley glasses are dropping too! Is it just me, or is it like adding a Gucci logo on your flip phone? Stonks or cringe? 🤷‍♂️📈 Prediction time: Meta is gonna hide something major in their next AI update—like a pop-up reminding you to take your meds during a VR meeting. 🩺💊 This is fine. 😅💯 Share this chaotic might as well—because who doesn’t want the tea? ☕🔥