🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: THE WHITE HOUSE AND CHINA JUST SHOOK HANDS AND BROKE THE INTERNET!!! 🤝💥 So, China is basically saying, "You know what? We're gonna chill on those rare earth export controls 🤷‍♂️💸" Like, can we even cope with this level of geopolitical plot twist? 🌏🔥 In 2025 art renaissance, China was like, “Rare earths? More like REAR earths, because we can’t sit on this loot forever, fam!” 💰💀 And now, it’s a full-on stonks situation for US chip companies! 📈🤖 “Hey, you guys wanna stop probing us? Sure, why not, let’s just vibe!” - Anonymous Chinese Government Official, probably. 😂👐 This is fine. Just the tech industry riding off into the sunset like 🚀🌅 while we sit here wondering if we’ll ever get our graphics cards for gaming. 🎮💔 Drake: **LOL NOPE** 😂🖕 But here’s the real tea: because China and the US are now besties (but not), we’re probably getting a new line of chips called “Big Chungus Chips” 🍟💪. They’ll be rare... Earths only available in limited supply for your gaming setup, of course. 😏✨ Mark my words: by 2026, we’ll be trading MEMES as currency. Get ready for it – the *future* is chaotic, and I’m HERE for it! 🔥 #MemeEconomy #ChipocalypseNOW