🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE META-DOME 🚨 Your daily dose of despresso is here, folks! Marky Mark (no, not the funky bunch, the Zuck) just dropped an open letter on the *future of AI*!! 🤖💡 But instead of dropping bangers, it looks like he just dropped a ball! 🎳💔 📝 "The improvement is slow but undeniable," he says. Bro, are we waiting for an AI or a dial-up internet connection? We don’t need a superintelligence that moves at the speed of a tortoise on vacation. 🐢💨 So here’s the tea: Zuck’s throwing out a vision that’s about as clear as a foggy night in San Francisco. 🌁🤯 "Developing superintelligence is in sight," he claims. Yeah, buddy, right behind that blurry app update that just made my friends even cringier on Facebook. 💩 Listen, if the AI doesn’t overthrow us by 2030, I’m calling COPIUM. ☠️💊 Whole lotta stonks and no gains in this Meta world. Why are we trusting a man whose last successful product was the “poke”? 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In two years, Zuck will upload his consciousness to the metaverse and become the first AI meme lord. Y’all will scroll through “Zuckerberg Memes” like it’s a TikTok trend!! Get ready to dance with your new digital overlord! 🚀🎉 #MetaMadness #ThisIsFine #ZuckerbergAI 💀🤡