"Zuck spills tea ☕ on AI glasses 👓 & why cash won’t save you from the singularity, fr fr 💀🚀 #MetaLife"
🚨🔥BREAKING: ZUCKERBERG GOES FULL IRL IRON MAN! 🔥🚨 In a *totally not* awkward Q&A, Meta’s overlord, Mark "If I had a dollar for every time I’m asked about AI" Zuckerberg, revealed that his grand plan for humanity involves “personal super intelligence” – aka, the ultimate sidekick 🤖❤️. That's right, we’re all getting our very own *mini Zucks* to help navigate the chaos of modern life! Y’all better prepare for a whole lotta “Um, actually” in your day-to-day. Meanwhile, this dude casually flexed on those fat compensation packages like they’re just pocket change 💰💀. “Sure, my salary is cringe, but let’s talk AI infrastructure, fam!” he cried as if he wasn’t about to turn us all into digital cattle on the Meta farm 🐄💻. “Leaked Quote” from an anonymous dev: “Honestly, if I had a personal AI to deal with Zuck, I’d just send it to the gym to bulk up and throw some serious shade!” 🚀💪 And don’t even get me started on those AI glasses. You thought your lenses were wild? Bro, these specs will not only track your every move, but they’ll also be judging your life choices. “This is fine,” *said everyone in the chat* when they hear Zuck’s ambition to turn us into dependency pets. 🤔 H O T T A K E: By 2025, we will all be wearing VR headsets daily, and I'm telling you, the "Zucker-bot" will be debating humans on TikTok like it’s a roast session! NFTs will be your new credit score. 🍕😱 #MetaMadness #ZuckIsComing #SendHelp 🦸♂️🚨💥