🚨📢 Yo, fam, gather 'round because SNOOZE-FEST 2023 just got a hard dose of chaos! 😵‍💫💥 🚀 So, apparently, Mark "Zucka-Who?" Zuckerberg was out here trying to slide into Mira Murati's DMs asking to buy her super-secret 🤖 Thinking Machines Lab but like a cringey Tinder date, it went nowhere! 💔🔥 Sources say that Zuck's been trying to reboot his AI strategy like he’s trying to revive your grandma’s flip phone. 🤡💀 Like, bro, don’t you already have Meta to roast? 🤷‍♂️ Mira’s lab is the nerdy equivalent of "hold my drink" and Zuck's the guy showing up with a Zune! 📼🤦‍♂️ The talks didn’t even get to the “formal offer” stage, which is basically like swiping left on the hottest tech girl at the party. 😬💀 🔮 “Honestly, we just couldn’t see eye-to-eye,” said an anonymous source that definitely isn’t from Zuck's PR team. “Mark kept talking about building the Metaverse, but all we wanted was to create actual sentient AI! 🤖💰 STONKS?” But mark my words: in a month, we’ll find Zuck trying to pet-sit ChatGPT – that’s how desperate he’ll get! This is fine... or is it? 🤔🔥 Get ready to tell your friends about this ultimate tech flop 🥳💀 ‘cause it’s about to go nuclear! 💥👾