🚨🌌 BREAKING NEWS: ZUCKERBERG HAS A NEW BEST FRIEND—AI! 🤖💩 That's right, folks! Zuck dropped a sales pitch so spicy it could make a lava lamp blush! 🌶️🔥 He's out here talking 'personal superintelligence' like it's the ultimate life coach you NEVER asked for! 🤡💰 But let’s be real for a sec—this dude doesn't even know if AI is gonna end up being your virtual assistant or your new overlord! Picture this: Zuck, sitting in a dark room, whispering sweet nothings to an AI like “Hey Siri, do you think I’m still relevant?” 💀💔 #ThisIsFine 💬 "We need to just trust the process... what could possibly go wrong?!" - Zuck, probably. 🤷‍♂️💟 Meanwhile, my dude’s stonks 📈💸 are looking like a TikTok dance gone wrong—flailing, confused, and slightly toxic. 🤢😫 Prediction time: In 5 years, we'll all have to enroll in an AI learning course just to speak Zuck's language while scrolling through ads for Zuckcoin! 🚀💎💥 Get ready to apologize to your fridge for misfiring your last meal choice, ‘cause it’ll have superintelligence and high-key roast you! 😂 **TL;DR: Zuck’s vision might just lead us straight to the metaverse of cringe!** 🤡👉💀