🚨💰BREAKING: Israel Tries to Revive its Tech Scene with Tax Incentives – Like a Parent Trying to Undo Their Messy Divorce! 💔🔥 So, word on the digital street is that **Israel** is efforting harder than a college student on a caffeine binge to reverse the tech brain drain caused by the recent Hamas drama. 🧠✨ Yes, folks, they decided to throw some tax breaks like confetti at a 2016 wedding! 🎉 “We were a booming tech hub, now we’re just a tech graveyard,” lamented a fictional, unnamed developer. “I can’t even pay my rent with my GitHub contributions.” 😂💀 These “incentives” are aimed at luring back the high-skilled talent that said “peace out” after the chaos. Think of it like trying to get your ex back after they’ve already hit the “follow” button on someone else’s TikTok. This is fine. 😂 But fr fr, if you’re an investor looking at Israeli funds, just check your cringe meter before diving in. 🤦‍♂️ Will these tax breaks turn things around? Or will it be another *Drake Pointing* meme as the tech geniuses stay on the couch playing *Stonks*? I’m calling it now: **2024 is gonna be the year tech in Israel either skyrockets or takes a nosedive like a bad Tinder date!** 🚀👀💥 Share this 🔥 or forever hold your peace!