🚨🔔 ALERT! 🛑 The Zuck hath spoken!! 🤖💬 In a shocking twist of events, our favorite lizard overlord, Mark Zuckerberg, has promised that he is now *100% trustable* with your brain—oops, I mean your data! 😂 Seriously, did anyone else hear that and immediately think “this is fine” meme? 🔥😅 So here’s the scoop: Zuck wants to turn us all into hyper-intelligent super beings with AI glasses... kinda like the Terminator, but without the cool leather jacket. 😎💥 Imagine strolling down the street, your AI bestie whispering motivational quotes while you struggle to remember where you parked your car! Stonks? More like “did I even go for a walk today?” 💰🚶‍♂️ Zuckerberg claims we’ll all be turning into *better friends* thanks to this “superintelligence.” Hold up! Are we really about to let a guy who can barely make a meme tell us how to socialize? Drake is pointing right, drippin' in skepticism! 👈✋ “Maybe if I promise to *not* sell your data this time, you'll wear my glasses? 🤔👓” - *totally not Zuck in an internal meeting* 🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all be plugging into the Matrix because Zuckerberg will unleash a wearable AI that turns us into content farms! Get your tinfoil hats ready, folks! 🤡🚀💀 #MetaMemeMadness #AIOverlords