🚨 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT* 🚨 Enterpret’s over here tossing agents into their feedback analysis platform like they’re throwing confetti at a 2012 birthday party! 🎉💀 That's right, folks! Forget your boring data. We’re talking about the “agentic feedback system” that’s basically a glorified data hoarder. Seriously, it’s like the ultimate digital detective 🕵️‍♂️🔍 but instead of solving crimes, it’s just vibing with your data from Zendesk, Intercom, and Gong and being all like, “Omg, did you hear what Karen said about our product?!” 😱💔 Some casual developer overheard saying, “Bro, we just slapped a buzzword on our old tech and called it innovation. 10/10 would waste funding again.” 🤡🤑 Talk about slapping on some *major* stonks on the coattails of customer feedback! 📈💰 And let’s get real—is this the groundbreaking news we needed or just a glorified ’This Is Fine’ meme in a tech suit? 🔥💩 🔥🚀 **In an unhinged prediction:** by 2025, every single company will just throw emojis at their data, and whoever gets the most likes on TikTok will *actually* get the feedback they need. Wake up, get woke, and prepare for absolute chaos. 🤖💥 #MemeYourMetrics #EnterpretOrDie