🚨 Breaking News from Zuck's Lab of Mildly Interesting Tech! 🚨 So buckle up fam, ‘cause Zuck just dropped a bombshell on us! 💣💥 He claims *personal superintelligence* is on the horizon. Imagine AI that knows you better than your mom, but like, in a creepy way. 😬💻 He’s flexing hard on his "context-aware" glasses, aka the new *primary computers* (👓) because why type on a keyboard like a Neanderthal when you can awkwardly look at your glasses while people question your sanity? 🤡✨ Rumor has it Zuck had a staff meeting and said: "Guys, AI is basically our best friend now. Just like my ego, it’s only going to get bigger!" 😂💬 And yes, folks, you heard it here first! Gallop away from the cringe of smartphone dependence and into the dystopian brightness of AR eyewear! It’s like if Google Glass had a baby with TikTok but instead of dances, it served up targeted ads about your existential dread! 🕶️👀💰💀 Honestly, if superintelligence is just around the corner, you know what that means? 🤔💭 The next iPhone will be a literal brain implant! So get ready to see people with their third eye open and their WiFi password ingrained in their cortex! 🔮📡 Prediction? In 5 years, the term “Zuckerberg’s Glasses” will be synonymous with “I’m listening to you through this.” 😳🔌 Stay based, stay chaotic! Share this before Zuck’s AI finds you! 🌌🔥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine