💥🔥🚨 BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg just dropped a truth bomb bigger than your aunt’s Christmas dinner! 🤯💥 The Zuckmaster himself claims that developing superintelligence is *now in sight*! 👀🌌 Yeah, fam, you heard that right—move over, OpenAI! 👋🤖 💰💀 “Our AI will rule the world, but it’ll be chill about it. Less Skynet, more spaghetti.” - *Leaked internal conversation with a Zuck doppelgänger* 🤔🐸 But hold up! Isn’t this just the same as every other tech CEO whispering sweet nothings about future AI while secretly seething at each other like they're making meme magic? 😤💩 It’s like watching Drake point at every new AI development like, “Not my vibe.” 😓💔 Zuck & Co. wanna automate your work? Nah, they just want to automate the *competition*. Talk about *super**seethe*! 🚀🥵 This is fine—just wait until AI reminds you that your $1,000 monitor is *not* worth the $0.99 PDF you’re writing a thesis on. 🤑📜💣 🔥🎇 **Unhinged Prediction:** In two years, your toaster will be your best friend—fully programmed to roast you in 10 different languages while it cooks bread! 🥳🍞 #Stonks💸💥