🚨📜 BREAKING: Zuck drops his *personal superintelligence* manifesto! 👽🤖 Is this the tech version of “What’s the worst that could happen?” 🤔💰 In the latest episode of “Watch Me Overpromise and Underdeliver”, our boy Markie has sketched out his grand vision for AI that’s “superintelligent” 🧠✨, aka something to replace ALL your wrong decisions! 🙃💥 It's like he saw the movie Her and thought, “No cap, I can do better!” 😂 This is fine. 🔥 **Leaked quote from a Meta intern:** “I thought I was signing up to decode algorithms, not to launch the next Turing Test on myself.” 🤡💀 FR FR, his intentions sound noble, but can we really trust a guy who thought Facebook needed *meta* in the name? Drake pointing at better social media? 🥴✨ Meanwhile, Google is dropping Bard like it’s H-O-T, and we’re just stuck here waiting for Zuck's boyfriend AI to realize it can delete our exes too. 🥲🚀 My wild prediction? By 2025, we’ll be hiring our AI overlords as life coaches and they’ll charge us $1,000/hour to tell us to stop scrolling. Stonks? More like *brain stonks*. 🚀💸 For now, let’s all sit back, pop some popcorn 🍿, and watch this trainwreck unfold. This is gonna be LIT! 🔥🔥🔥