🚨BREAKING: Strava's CEO Reveals SECRET AI Coach That Got Us All Like… 🤔💀🚀 So, like, Strava’s CEO, Michael Martin, spat some hot takes about their new “Athlete Intelligence” AI coach 🧠💡 (yeah, I know, sounds like a fancy name for Siri telling you to run faster). Apparently, it’s designed to turn you into an Olympic-level athlete 🏅 or, like, just make your morning jog feel a little less mediocre? 🤷‍♂️💩 But here’s where it gets WILD. The OG users are ready to take up arms, armed with their vintage running shoes and a deep hatred for anything that costs money 💰😠💀. You thought Crypto Bros were annoying? Just wait until you hear the guys who still track their runs with a notepad! 📓⚔️ 🔥“Honestly, it’s like a bad Tinder date,” said one disgruntled user. “It promises you the world but just ghosted me after I paid for it.” 💔 So, does anyone else feel like Strava is pulling a Drake move? 🥴💸 *Drake pointing to “Athlete Intelligence”: “I’m not here for it.”* 🚀💥 Hot take: in 2025, Strava will just be a social media platform where you can flex your run and mutter about how AI ruined everything. 🤖💔 *#AthleteIntelligenceButMakeItCringe* Time to lace up, fam! 🏃‍♂️💨 Or don’t. I ain’t your AI coach! 🤪🔥 #StonksDown #ThisIsFine *💀*