💀💥 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, 'cause Meta is throwing down some serious *megawatts* to flex on OpenAI and Google! 🚀✨ Our homeboy Zuck just dropped the news that they're cooking up a 5GW data center called Hyperion. I mean, c’mon, my dude is flexing harder than Drake pointing at a steak dinner! 🍖📈 Picture this: while we’re all here coping with life, Zuckerberg is out here having existential crises over how many AI models he can run at once! 🤖💰 In a recent “leaked” convo, he said, “If I can’t get to chat with 42 ChatGPT clones at the same time, what’s even the point of being a billionaire?” 😂💸 But wait—let’s just appreciate the irony. Here’s Meta, spending untold millions on an AI lab that *MIGHT* outsmart a toaster, while Facebook groups STILL can’t figure out how to turn off notifications 🔕🤡. This is fine, right? 🔥 So, buckle up, because in a few years, your smart fridge might be running Meta’s warped version of Skynet. Y’all think I’m joking? 👀 I’m calling it right now: one day soon, your appliances will have their own Threads accounts! 😂🤖🌐 Depending on Zuck’s mood, he might just follow them. 😩👁️ #MetaMadness #5GWOrBust #StonksUP✌️