🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE META-VERSE 🚨 In a shocking twist that has everyone like 🤯, King Zuck has dropped a memo, and let me tell you, it’s spicier than your grandma’s chili! 🔥 Welcome to the Meta Superintelligence Labs, where they’re hiring 11 unsuspecting souls to join the AI apocalypse. Yes, you heard it right, *11* – which is basically 11 too many. 🤡💀 Rumor has it, Zuck woke up and was like “How can I make my robots even creepier?” And voilà! Enter Nat Friedman and Alexandr Wang, who are now officially the Avengers of coding—if the Avengers were just a bunch of tech bros in hoodies. 💪🤖 A leaked developer quote (totally real, I swear) reads: “I thought I was signing up for a fun AI project, but now I’m just preparing for the robot uprising. 🙃🏃‍♂️” Meanwhile, employees are vibing in the digital chaos like, “This is fine.” As if Meta’s track record hasn’t been a rollercoaster of cringe! 🎢 **Prediction:** In 5 years, we’ll be worshipping a sentient chatbot named Zuckertron who just wants to sell you more ads. Fr fr. 🚀💰 Who’s ready to seethe about that?