💀🎉 WAKE UP, SQUAD! 🚨 The skeleton apocalypse is upon us, and it's coming straight outta Home Depot! 🏠👻 I’m talking about SKELLY—the ultimate yard accessory that's literally just vibing every spooky season like “I’m not dead, I’m just vibin'” 🤙🔥. Listen up, fam! These bony buddies are ON SALE 💸💀, and if you ain't got one yet, are you even celebrating Halloween? 🤔🧙‍♀️ I’ve seen stonks go up for Bitcoin and even NFTs, but THIS? This is where it's at! Drake pointing at Skelly > Drake pointing at your 401k. No cap. 🌌🚀 And get this: I overheard one Home Depot developer saying, “We just wanted people to embrace their inner goth...but I guess we'll settle for yard decorations” 🤷‍♂️. Meanwhile, your neighbor’s Skelly is out here throwing raves 🕺, while your garden gnomes are just sitting there looking cringey. 🛍️ Grab your Skelly before they vanish like your motivation in Q2! Remember: If your yard doesn’t make people question their life choices, what are you even doing?? 🤷‍♀️🔥 Unhinged prediction: In 2025, Home Depot will announce a whole line of Halloween-themed inflatable furniture… and it’ll be *way* too late for you to care! 💥🤖👀