🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: Mark Zuckerberg just dropped a *4-hour TED talk* disguised as a memo on AI "superintelligence," and it’s just as lit as his boy Elon’s tweets! 💥🔥 If you thought reading *War and Peace* was a chore, wait till you dive into this 616-word labyrinth of corporate jargon—***no cap, it reads like his diary from high school!*** 🕵️‍♂️💔 When asked about the memo, a “leaked” Meta developer reportedly said: "Zuck dropped this like it’s hot, and we’re all just here wondering if it’s a project or an existential crisis." 🤖💀 Honestly, I’m still trying to figure out how “superintelligence” is supposed to help me get my laundry done… like 🤷‍♂️🚀 He goes on about creating a new era of personal empowerment but forgets to define “superintelligence,” which is basically the tech equivalent of telling your mom you’re “out” but showing up in her kitchen anyway. Relatable? 🤡💅 In summary, as I sip my overpriced oat milk coffee, I’m left pondering... is this an *AI revolution* or just a glorified *Facebook group* for self-help gurus? 🤔💰👀 🔥 **PREDICTION**: In 10 years, we’ll all have digital spirit guides named “Zuckerbot” that charge us $9.99/month for life advice… and it'll still be less reliable than a horoscope. Welcome to the future, fam! 🌌💸💪