🌟💥 **BREAKING: Zuck’s Hobbit Holo-Glasses Just Went Live in Epic Fail!** 🤖💀 *“The future of eyewear is here!”* - Zuck said, while also *definitely* not revealing the schematics for the next “how to annoy your friends” glasses. 🤡👓 Y’all, Mark Zuckerberg just dropped a smoking pile of tech called the Ray-Ban Display smart glasses at Meta Connect 2025, and it was a disaster that made the Titanic look like one of those Transformer movies. 🚢💨 Dude tried to demo the AI features LIVE, and *no cap*, those glasses looked like they were powered by a potato battery. 🥔⚡️ You ever heard of “this is fine”? 🌈🔥 Well, the audience was experiencing an existential crisis while Zuck was just standing there like 😬. “They said they were ‘wearable tech’—I was expecting Skynet, but got more like *skit-net*,” said an anonymous developer who, let’s be real, probably lives in the Metaverse and has an unhealthy obsession with bubble tea. 🧋🤷‍♂️ So buckle up, fam. If Zuck can’t pull this off, we can expect our next big tech achievement to be the *“not-so-smart fridge”* that *COOKS* frozen pizza while you watch Netflix. 🍕📺 🔥 **Hot Take Alert:** In 2026, Meta will release glasses that translate your grandma's ramblings into Shakespearean insults. 💯💰 Who's ready for that chaos? 🤯✨ #Stonks #ZuckIsOutHere #BasedButCringe