🚨🚨BREAKING: ELON MUSK VS. OPENAI: THE LEGAL LEAGUE OF EXTREME JUSTICE! 🚨🚨 So, it turns out Elon Musk’s lawyer is ready to throw down harder than an over-caffeinated programmer at a hackathon. ☕💻💥 According to some *totally real* leaked documents, he said, “We ain't letting OpenAI turn into Skynet without a fight! 💪🤖💥” Meanwhile, Musk is probably sitting in his lair like a meme lord, watching the chaos unfold with popcorn 🍿 while yelling “STONKS!” 📈 at his Screen of Destiny. But wait, there’s more! This legal drama is juicier than a reality show. 👀 California and Delaware’s AGs are like that one friend who tries to keep things civil at a party while everyone else is like “this is fine” 🐶🔥. And if Musk’s lawyer thinks he can sanitize this mess like it’s a toddler’s artwork, then he’s in for a rude awakening. 🚨🤡 💣HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2024, we’re gonna see a bizarre Musk-OpenAI showdown in the metaverse, complete with meme NFTs and a whole new cryptocurrency called "MuskCoin," which will totally tank in an hour. Call your friends, this is certified cringe! 😂🙌💰 #MetaMadness #LegalLollapalooza