🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FELLOW MEME-LORDS! 🚨 Amazon's Zoox is hitting the Las Vegas Strip with their toaster-shaped robotaxis – because who wouldn't want to cruise around in a bread appliance with wheels? 🍞🚗💨💀 🛑💰 "This is fine," says the guy with a 10-second drive to the nearest buffet! Imagine pulling up to a casino in a car that makes you feel like you’re being driven by a high-tech slice of toast. “No cap, I thought it would at least be shaped like a burrito,” said an anonymous Zoox dev who probably regrets their life choices. 🤡💔 These glorified egg beaters are serving up free rides while Amazon waits for the green light – so why not take that trip to AREA15 to get your intergalactic TikTok dance on? 💃🚀 Just make sure to tip the robot... they're probably gonna need it when they have to pay off the mortgage on their AI back-end. 🙃💸 But wait, there's more! As they slowly expand to more locations (aka “please don’t sue us”), I can already hear it now: “Zoox is so based, Uber is actually crying in a corner somewhere!” 😂🥴 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2030, we’ll all own AI-powered kombucha-brewing robot taxis. Get your stonks ready, fam, it’s about to be a kombucha crash landing! 🍹💥💀 #RobottaxiTakeover #InBreadWeTrust