🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨 Rumble just hit us with the ultimate crypto glow-up! 🎉💸 They’re teaming up with Tether—y’know, the ones who are basically the “dad” of all stablecoins— to launch a Bitcoin TIPPING FEATURE for its 51 MILLION creators this December! That’s right, folks! Get ready to throw Bitcoin like confetti at a New Year’s rager! 🎊💰 But wait, there's more! Tether just dropped a staggering $775 MILLION into Rumble's piggy bank! Like, fr fr—who needs a trust fund when you can just unleash an avalanche of crypto cash? 💀💸 #Stonks 🚀 In a leaked convo that definitely happened, a Rumble developer said, “We just wanna let our creators cash in on the digital gold rush! Now they can tip like it’s 1999, but with crypto.” *Cue Drake dancing happily* 🕺🔥 Honestly, how many layers of chaos can we handle? Is this feature gonna be the next meme machine or will it crash harder than my last coding project? 🤡💻 Prediction: Rumble’s about to become the Tinder of crypto tipping—everyone’s swiping right! Get ready for a tipping war BYOB (Bring Your Own Bitcoin)! 🚀💥 #CringeOrWin?