🚨🛑 BREAKING NEWS IN ROBOTAXI LAND 🚗🤖💨: Zoox, that little backseat driver trying to flex on the competition, has decided to *borrow* some brain cells from ex-UberPool peeps! 💼💰 Let’s just say, they’re playing “Guess Who?” with routing software like it’s a hot TikTok trend! 😱💀 In a world where robotaxis are sprouting like NFT projects from 2021 🌱✨, Zoox is all like, “Hey, you know what would be totally lit? Getting someone else to do our heavy lifting.” 🏋️‍♂️ Enter the ex-UberPool wizard (or should we say warlock? 🔮) to sprinkle some routing magic on their shiny metal steeds. Can we get a round of applause for outsourcing? *clap emoji* 👏 Developer quote leaked from a smoky Zoom call: *“We really wanted to create the Uber of Uber, but like, with fewer dead ends? This is fine 😅.”* Meanwhile, the competition is all like 🚀🤬, while regular humans are just trying to get from point A to point B without becoming part of the robot apocalypse. 😰🤖 So, here’s the hot take: in five years, we’ll all be commuting in smart taxis that are more intelligent than our entire school system! 🎓🥴 STONKS UP! 📈🔥 Who’s ready for their new robot overlord?