**🚨BREAKING: SambaNova AI Chips Need a New Owner Like I Need Coffee on Monday ☕️💀** Yo fam, listen up! SambaNova, the AI chip startup that was once sitting pretty at a cool **$5 billion** 💸, is now flailing like a cat in a bathtub trying to secure some funds. Apparently, they’ve become the next contestant on *The Price is Right: AI Edition* – and spoiler alert: they didn’t guess correctly. 🤦‍♂️ Sources say they’re exploring a sale, which basically means they’re about to put their tech 💻 on Craigslist with a “best offer” tag and a backstory that includes **“rare collector's item, slight ghosting from investors.”** 👻📉 Talk about stonks going *down down baby!* 🚀 Leaked convo from the devs: - *Dev 1:* "We’re not struggling, we're just experimenting... with failure." - *Dev 2:* "Yeah, that’s it! We’re like AI but for SEO... OLD and irrelevant!" 😂 Meanwhile, the AI chip wars are heating up with competitors flexing like they're in the *Olympics of Silicon Valley*. 🏅 No cap, this is like watching a slow-motion car crash—everyone's horrified but you can’t look away. 🤯 🔥**Prediction:** In a year’s time, we'll all be buying “SambaNova AI Chips” at garage sales. Just wait ’til the Gen Zers turn them into retro NFTs. FR FR. 🤡🎨 #SambaSaleSzn