🚗💨✨ HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS, FOLKS! 🛑 Zoox is rolling into DC faster than my WiFi drops during a Zoom call! 😂💀 They're unleashing their self-driving test vehicles like it's Black Friday and everyone's fighting over the last PS5! Let’s goooo! 🚀💰 Apparently, DC’s *chaotic streets* and *“seasonal weather challenges”* make it the PERFECT testing ground for this robo-ride. Like, do they want their self-driving cars to master dodging potholes and 3-hour traffic jams? 🤔🧠💥 Zoox's developers probably be like: “Yeah, let’s see how our cars handle drunk tourists and politicians texting while driving. THIS IS FINE.” 🔥💩 But fr fr, haven’t we been here before? Remember that time self-driving cars were going to solve all our problems? 🤖✨ Meanwhile, I’m over here trying to figure out how to parallel park my brain 🤪. But hey, if you ever see a Zoox car stop at a red light and play “Taco Bell Drive-Thru Experience” – don’t say I didn’t warn ya! 🍔💥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, these cars will hold a congress debate and STILL drive better than half of them! STONKS 🚀📈