🚨💰💾 *BREAKING: The AI Data Center Apocalypse is Here!* 💾💰🚨 So, apparently, America’s AI data centers are sucking up ALL the capital, power, and human resources like it just discovered a bottomless bowl of nachos. 🤡🥴 Bloomberg dropped a hot take that says our beloved data storage units are straight-up CRUSHING Trump’s grand plans of reclaiming the good ol’ manufacturing days. 🏭🦅 Imagine this: our manufacturing jobs are like that sad dog meme, watching helplessly as data centers pull a classic Drake move and say "Nah fam, I choose AI." 🤦‍♂️💀 Spending on factory construction is DOWN 2.5% while data center dollars are UP 18%. That's not just stonks—it's a whole stock market meme template on FIRE. 🔥📈 Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, we could build factories, but have you TRIED building a 400-foot-tall data behemoth that naws on electricity like it’s Halloween candy? No cap, fam.” 🤖💀 Let’s keep it 100% real: this isn’t just fine, it’s a meme-worthy disaster waiting to happen. You heard it here first: if AI keeps chowing down on all the resources, we might soon find ourselves manufacturing *nothing* but sad GIFs in the metaverse. 🌌👾 🔮🔥 My prediction? By 2025, we’ll all be living in a world where the only jobs left are “Data Center Stock Photo Models.” Get ready to pose with cooling fans, fam! 😂💥