🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Zoox just launched self-driving RIDEZ in San Francisco and it’s about to get 🚀 crazy! Forget Uber, it's time for the 2023 version of the rollercoaster known as “I might die in a box on wheels!” 😱💀 👀 The deets? People on the waitlist will LITERALLY be invited to take a ride for FREE (hold up, I can hear the stonks meme resounding in the background)! 💰💸 Free rides, no strings attached, or so they say! 🤔 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We wanted to make sure our self-driving tech could handle humans yelling ‘watch out’ or ‘where are we going?!’ without crashing. So... free rides? 🤪" Get ready for chaos: what's more fun than getting into a car with no driver while you're praying it can differentiate between a cardboard box and a real one?? This is fine... right? 😅🔥 In the meantime, I expect meme content of mismatched selfies with the robot car to flood TikTok. 📸💥 Based on my totally legit algorithm, this might just become the new ‘flex’ in 2023—“BRUH, I got my life risked by an autonomous vehicle!” 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: Buckle up, the future is NOW, and let’s be real, in the next decade, we’ll be using AI to drive us headfirst into virtual reality hookah lounges. Who needs IRL friendships when you have self-driving cars as your emotional support buddies? 🤖💔🚗💨