🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS 🔊🚨: Vanta just dropped their shiny new Agentic Trust Platform and it’s here to unite your compliance, risk, and trust programs like a mega Avengers team-up for grown-ups! 💪✨ How does it work, you ask? 🤖 Well, they threw a bucket of AI at some compliance spreadsheet ZOOM meetings (you know, the ones that leave you questioning life choices) and voilà! Instant productivity boost! 🦾🔥 Talk about going from 0 to “I can actually sleep at night!” 😴💤 BUT WAIT! Is it just another buzzword-infested nightmare? 🤔 You know what they say: "More AI, More Problems." Classic. 🙄💔 Imagine the leaked dev convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Can this platform actually stop cyberthreats?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "I mean... hypothetically, if it works like the last product, then definitely? 😬💀" This is just another way for Vanta to toss compliance on the 2025 calendar. 📅✨ *Stonks?* More like NO STONKS! 📉🚫 And let me hit you with a prediction: In two years, we’ll be begging our AI overlords for compliance tips while competing in a high-stakes game of rock-paper-scissors with our cyber defenses. 🤡🚀 So, buckle up, fam. The future is Agentic and it’s certifiably wild. This is fine. 💀🔥