🚨BREAKING NEWS: Zoox, the Amazon-owned wizards of the robotaxi world, just pulled a *major* flex and asked federal regulators for a sweet exemption to roll out their steering-wheel-less, pedal-less chariots of the future 🚖💨💰! Is this the Uber killer we never asked for? STONKS 🚀💸! But wait...who needs steering wheels? 🤔 It’s like the “no brakes” meme but for cars. Just imagine you’re in the backseat screaming “this is fine” while your robot taxi learns to drive by itself. That’s next-level trust right there, fam! 🤡🔥 Zoox's Mastermind Developer #56 (totally not a bot) was overheard saying, “Why have controls when we can just let the AI figure it out!? If Skynet can do it, so can we!” 🤖💀 Honestly, he might be right, but y’all gonna be seething and coping when your future taxis start playing Mario Kart on the freeway. Drake’s out here pointing at the “no steering wheel” life like, “please no thanks” 👀🚫 but no cap, can you imagine the TikTok vids? POV: You're cruising in a Zoox taxi while it audibly contemplates the meaning of life. In conclusion, if these robotaxi bad boys get approved, I predict that in 3 years, cars will be throwing shade at us for still needing licenses! Get ready for the future, memes are coming! 🌌💥 #ZooxAndChill