🚨🔔 BREAKING: Cal State decided they’re *literally* turning into Skynet with a $16.9 MILLION deal to put ChatGPT in everyone's hands! 🤖💰💸 Time to find out if these robo-brains can help students remember their login passwords! 😂💀 So here’s the 411: Amazon swooped in like a meme lord and joined forces to make CSUN not just “AI-empowered,” but “AI-OVERWHELMED.” 🚀🎓 #Stonks??? More like #Frankenstein'sUniversity! 🧟‍♂️ Remember the time California schools were about introspective learning? Yeah, let’s just replace that with “A.I. Camp” where your counselor is literally a chatbot that cannot stop telling you to apply for student loans. “I’m sorry, I don’t understand your emotional trauma,” - ChatGPT replying in your darkest hour 💔💀. In the words of legendary binders full of memes: “This is fine.” ☕🔥 But, let's be real. At least now when students ask “What’s the point of college?” the answer is: “To be a battery for AI.” *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted to see how fast we could turn students into data munching machines.” 💾🤡 🔥🔥 Prediction time: In 5 years, you'll be getting your degree through a TikTok dance tutorial hosted by ChatGPT. Yup, get ready for “AI-Dance-ology 101”! 💃 #Based or #Cringe? You decide! 🌌