🚨✨ BREAKING: Samsung's got a New Design Dad in the House! 👨‍🎨💥 So, *Mauro Porcini* – you know, the dude who probably had a PowerPoint presentation titled “How to Make Samsung Products Less Confusing” – just dropped some knowledge bombs 📦💣 in an exclusive chat with Wired. Let’s just say… It’s Samsung’s version of the Avengers assembling for a design overhaul! 🦸‍♂️🚀 First-ever Chief Design Officer? More like first-ever Chief "Please, for the love of all that’s holy, make my fridge not look like a space toaster" Officer 🤖🔥. This guy's on a mission to make all your devices work together like a perfectly choreographed TikTok dance—no cap! 💃🕺 Quote unquote (well, kind of): “Creating consistency is key!” – says the guy who probably still can’t get his mom's 4-year-old phone to stop freezing. 😅💀 But fr fr, can Samsung’s kitchen appliances finally stop shouting “I’m a fridge!” while playing chess with your TV? 🎮❓ In conclusion, if Mauro can make my Samsung fridge stop spilling my leftover pizza, I dedicate my heart and soul to him. 🌈❤️ 🚨 Hot Take Alert 🚨: In 2024, expect Samsung to drop a *smart toaster* that uses AI to predict your breakfast preferences while telling you your stonks are up! 🥳📈🔥 Who’s ready to burn their toast strictly on brand? This is fine! 🔥🚨 #MauroForPresident #SamsungDesignOverhaul #TechHilarityEnsues