🚨 BREAKING: Zoom and Xerox just dropped the REAL 🔥 security updates you didn’t know you needed (or wanted) that’ll give hackers a big ol’ middle finger! ✋💀💻 So, here's the tea ☕: Zoom updated their clients for Windows (a.k.a. the black hole of productivity) because the CVE-2025-49457 flaw was giving hackers a VIP pass to Privilege Town! 🎟️💸 You know, the kind of privilege that makes you feel like you unlocked the "God Mode" in life 😂. Meanwhile, Xerox – yes, the dinosaur that keeps printing until the Sun burns out – decided it was time to wake up from its slumber and patch up their FreeFlow Core (sounds fancy, right?). 👀 Developer quote leak from a "source" at Zoom: "We didn’t know we were providing a hacker buffet 🍽️, but now it's like we've turned off the WiFi at the family reunion!” Drake meme time: *Drake loves security updates* vs. *Drake hates RCE flaws* 🤔✋ But wait, it gets wilder! With these updates, we might just see Zoom go from "ZOOMBOOM" 💥 to "ZAPTASTIC!" 🦸‍♂️. Hot take: next thing you know, Zoom’s gonna start offering “Hacker Insurance” or they’ll just add a holographic bouncer to your next meeting 🤖 Let's be real, why not? 💥💨 STAY SAFE, STAY ZOOMED! 🚀🔥 #UnhingedTech #ZoomOverdrive #XeroxIsAwake