🚨🔔💔**BREAKING NEWS: ZOOM IS DUMPING YOUR OLD IOS LIKE A BAD DATE**💔🔔🚨 Alright fam, listen up! 🥳💻 If you’re still rockin’ that ancient iOS 13 or 14, you might want to grab your emotional support animal because Zoom just dropped a bomb! 💣💥 They’re saying “NOPE” to those versions like they're yesterday's news at a corporate meeting. 🤡💔 🚀✨ Imagine being stuck in the Zoom Armageddon while your coworkers are enjoying the latest features on shiny new devices! 🤖 Stonks going down faster than that one guy who always forgets to mute. 📉🔇 This is literally the tech equivalent of “This is fine” as you sit there in your crusty office chair, praying for the galaxy brain upgrade! 🌌🧠 🤔 "But wait," you say, "What if I can’t update?" Well, brace yourself, champ! It’s time to feel the cringe of being the only one in the meeting who can’t see the cat filters anymore. 🐱🚫 💬 Leaked Dev Message: “Honestly, we just wanna save the world from Zoom lagging like a dial-up connection. Sry not sry!” LOL 😂 So, here’s the hot take: get ready, we're only ONE bad Zoom call away from an uprising. Zoom 21 is coming and it's gonna be *lit* 🔥💰, but for you? It's the gravedigger emojis for your iOS. Graveyard shift, folks! ⚰️👀 Now go forth and update, or become the relic of the tech era nobody asked for. 😬💀 #ByeFelicia