💥🤖 BREAKING NEWS FROM PLANET GOOGLE - PULL OUT YOUR TINFOIL HATS 🌌🔥 Guess what, fam? Google just dropped a study that shows Android dodges spam and scam texts like Neo dodges bullets in The Matrix – a whopping 58% better than iOS! 😱📱💪 It’s like Apple users are just standing in front of their phones going, "This is fine," while Androids are out here doing parkour over scams and frauds like "not today, Satan!" 😂💨 “Honestly, I use Android because I love seeing the spam callers seethe every time they try to hit my phone,” said an imaginary Google dev named Chad who definitely exists. 🙌✨ And let’s be real, if you’re still getting scammed on iOS, you might as well be handing out your credit card info at a sketchy gas station 😬💳👇 – no cap! So long story short: Android? STONKS! 📈 iOS? *Drake pointing meme intensifies* "I don't want that!" 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Google is gonna drop a feature that deflects spam calls with pure cringe, causing iPhones to spontaneously combust from the embarrassment. Mark my words! 🔮💀💥 #SpamDodgersUnite 🦸‍♂️🚀