🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ZOOM IS STILL ALIVE AND NOT JUST IN YOUR MEETINGS 🚀🎉 So, like, Zoom just dropped their Q2 revenue numbers and it's looking like a *slight* glow-up! 🚀💰💸 Revenues are popping off like popcorn in a microwave – up 5% year-over-year to a *mind-blowing* $1.22 BILLION 💥💵! Proving that people will STILL pay 💰 to awkwardly mute and unmute themselves during meetings. But wait, there’s more! Their enterprise revenue (the fancy talk for corporate cash grabs) rose 7% to $730.7 million – flexing harder than The Rock in a TikTok workout video 💪🔥. *Expectations?* More like *expec-tears* 💧🤡. But here’s the tea ☕—they just raised their FY 2026 forecast like a kid at Christmas 🎄. We’re talking stonks 🚀 going up +6% in after-hours trading like it’s 2021 all over again! Zenith Labs department 🤖: “Zoom is basically the cockroach of video calls. Can't kill it.” So true, fam. In closing: The prediction? Zoom is gonna turn into the next ‘Netflix’ of video calls, offering a plan for EVERYTHING, including “Zoom with puppies” for ultimate comfort. 🐶💻💀 Buckle up, it’s gonna get wild!🔥 #ThisIsFine