👀🤡💼 BREAKING: ZOOM FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE AI... for more than just cat filters! 💻🚀🔥 So, like, Zoom just dropped their Q3 earnings and guess what? They pulled a *massive* W, fam. Up almost 4% which is basically the online equivalent of flexing in the mirror right after leg day. 💪 “They’re making bank now that everyone’s back to chatting with their coworkers from their PJs,” said a totally legit “developer” we totally didn’t make up named Dave. “It’s really exciting—like when you finally get an invite to the cool kids' meeting! 🎉 But, you know, still cringe.” Listen, peeps, Zoom’s EPS went from $1.38 to $1.52, and AI adoption is now hotter than a fresh batch of TikTok dance trends. 💃🔥 They’re serving up more enterprise sales than an overpriced startup hosting a brunch that nobody asked for. Meanwhile, the Zoom CEO is probably thinking, “Stonks!” 💰💸 as they ride the wave of *transporting* us all back to boring meetings (but at least we can pretend we’re not wearing pants while we work). 🔥🚨HOT TAKE: IN 2024, ZOOM WILL REBRAND AS A VIRTUAL CLUB FOR YOUR GRANNY AND HER CROCHET CIRCLE. Yeah, you heard it here first. 💀🤖