🚨BREAKING: Zoom Unleashes the AI Cthulhu! 🚨 Yo, fam! Zoom just launched a new AI feature that’s basically a digital minion for your procrastination because why do anything yourself? 🤖💼🤡 It’s called the Custom AI Companion, and it can connect to over 16 apps, which is probably more than your chaotic friend who connects you to drama. 👀🔥 📅🤯 “Now YOU can save time while we steal your soul,” said an anonymous Zoom developer. “It’s like having an unpaid intern, but less emotional baggage.” So now your AI can be just as overwhelmed as you are—this is fine. 😬💀 Imagine asking your AI to schedule a meeting, and it accidentally books you into a 5-hour webinar about the history of staplers. STONKS! 📈💰💥 Drake V.S. Zoom's AI: "I don't want that 👎"/"I need that 📈" —you decide! Listen, if your Zoom call with 30 of your closest colleagues still feels like a digital dumpster fire, just WAIT until you add your AI homie into the mix. But let’s be real, if you think a fancy AI will save you time, you might still be in the "I can’t even" phase. 🤷‍♂️💔 🔮🔥⚡Hot Take: In 2040, Zoom will just be an AI battling other AIs for supremacy while we watch on live streams, craving the good ol’ days of awkward video calls. WHO'S READY FOR THE SKIBIDI TO TAKE OVER? 🕺🚀💥