🎉🚀 **BREAKING: Palantir’s Meritocracy Fellowship – Skip College, Start with Stonks!** 💸👩‍🎓 Listen up, my fellow digital warriors! 👾✨ Apparently, Palantir, a.k.a. the overlords of Big Data, are handing out golden tickets to 22 high school grads to leapfrog straight into their mythical **"Meritocracy Fellowship"**. That's right, no university needed! Just a four-month crash course on *Western civilization*... you know, because coding and crunching numbers come AFTER you understand the Renaissance, I guess. 🤷‍♂️🤡 🚨BUT WAIT!🚨 Are we trying to make a meme out of the most cringe college experience ever?! The only people who rave about studying Western Civ are history teachers and people still low-key seething about their 1.7 GPA. 💀🔥 👀 *Imaginary Developer Quote: *“Why do we need degrees when we can just create a seminar called ‘How to Sell Your Soul to Big Tech’? 🤖💰” 💯 No cap, if this works, we might just see a wave of teens bypassing university life to join the Matrix. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be stuck in our Zoom classes watching the galaxy brain kids get paid in stonks. 🔥🧠 HOT TAKE: I predict that by 2025, scholarship applications will include TikTok dance videos! 💃💃💃 #CollegeIsOverrated #MeritocracyMadness