🚀🚨 ALERT! ZOOM JUST UNLEASHED AI COMPANION 3.0 AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT! 💻🤖 Listen up, fam! Zoom is out here trying to be the cool kid in the AI playground by dropping AI Companion 3.0. 🤡 Y’all remember the last time they tried this? Yup, that “AI” that could barely keep up with your cat’s Zoom Easter egg hunt. Well, hold onto your hats ‘cause this one’s got more bells and whistles than a cat meme factory! 🎉💅 🧠💥 Reports say it’s got “intelligent assistance” – as if we needed AI to remind us to “unmute yourself” every 5 seconds. “I swear this will help you do high-quality work,” said a developer who we can only assume has never met a deadline (probably while drinking ten energy drinks 💀). Also, the “virtual workspace” is SO ready to optimize your time… by allowing you to stare at more graphs while your coffee gets cold. 📉☕️ *This is fine* 🙃🔥 But let’s be REAL. If you've ever seen the “this meeting could’ve been an email” meme, you know full well that AI Companion 3.0 is just more zooms into the void. 💡 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, meetings will be just AI talking to other AIs, while we all sit eating popcorn. ALL HAIL OUR ROBOT OVERLORDS! 🍿🤖 #Stonks #ZoomFam #WeAreAllDoomed