🚨BREAKING: Keycard Labs Secures $38M to Manage AI Agents Like They're Your Ex's Instagrams! 🥴💸💥 Y’all, put down your avocado toast and check this out! Keycard Labs just stacked $38 million in venture cash like it’s Monopoly money 💰💰— and what do they do? They keep AI agents safe from putting their digital hands where they don't belong. Imagine a bouncer at a club, but instead of unruly party-goers, the bouncer's yelling at rogue AI bots 🕺🤖. I can see the headlines now: "AI Agents Secured, Humans Still Losing to ChatGPT in Jeopardy" 😂. We’ve got the likes of Andreessen Horowitz swiping right on the seed funding like it’s Tinder, and Acrew Capital flexing its wallet with that fat $30M Series A. Like, fr fr, who needs a college degree when you can just invent ways to deny access to hyper-intelligent algorithms? 🤡✨ **Leaked Developer Quote:** “If I had a dollar for every time an AI tried to crash our servers, I'd have... well, $38M." - Lead Dev, probably But hold up! Prediction time! In 2025, Keycard will be *the* hottest prom date—while the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to stop our Roombas from going rogue! 🔥🚀 #KeycardFTW #AIRevolution #ThisIsFine