🚨🎮BREAKING NEWS IN THE FITNESS UNIVERSE!💀💥 Zombies, Run! #RESURRECTED! It’s back, baby! Just when you thought it was time for this fitness app to join the ranks of Blockbuster and MySpace, co-creator Naomi Alderman swoops in like a zombie on a treadmill. 🧟‍♀️💨 Listen up, fam: this lil’ fitness cult classic is literally out here mixing couch-to-5k vibes with intense ‘run for your life’ audio drama like it’s an episode of The Walking Dead but without the 90% nihilism! 🌍💪👻 Think about it: 10 million users were ready to scream "no cap!" when they thought they’d lost their zombie jogger buddies. And now Naomi be like, “Y’all thought I was out? Nah, I’m back like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park!” 🦖✨ What’s next? A DLC drop where you can run from EX’s instead of zombies? Stonks to the moon! 🚀📈 *Imaginary Dev Quote*: "We wanted to create a world where you feel chased by zombies, not by student loans!" - (fictional dev, probably) 😂💰 So here’s my hot take: if they don’t drop a feature where I can build a zombie army to do my 5k for me, we’re gonna need to have a talk, Naomi! This is fine, but is it GREAT?🔥👀✨